This week, Mavis Sprott from Cardiff has a problem...
"Dear Cliff, I have a spaniel lodged in my flange. I was spazzed out on mong juice at the time, and didn't realise - what should I do?"
"Spazzing out is a dangerous thing to do at the best of times, and especially when it is on mong juice and a spaniel is in the vicinity of your exposed flange. It's quite a common condition - you should try to coax it out with some Winalot dog treats or a string of sausages, that usually works. Alternatively, try my essential book, 'Living with a Bespanieled Flange', £20 from Mitten Books. Remember kids, stay off mong juice!"